My alarm clock shrieked, jolting me awake at 6:21 a.m. today. No one likes to start their day like this.
It was still dark outside as I slapped the “snooze” button—eight more minutes of rest. With the covers pulled up to my eyelids, and the air raid-like noises of my alarm clock silenced, visions of calling in sick suddenly danced through my head.

“Stay home! You can write your column and get to bed on time. Nobody will miss you.”
Doing the right thing, I begrudgingly kicked back the sheets and got out of bed.
It was a good thing I did.
The day started like all the rest…
Just like every other morning, I was running late. Long, sleepy showers will do this to a person. After a quick check of the weather on the morning news, I hightailed it to light rail, barely catching the train.
Next stop—work.
With just enough time to grab a coffee (caffeine is a must!), I strolled into my cubicle at 8 a.m. Tossing my bag aside and slumping into my chair; I saddled up to the computer and logged in.
While sipping my mocha and sifting through e-mail, one particular message jumped out from the rest. Sandwiched between the latest SEIU rant and a notice for the upcoming “rummage sale,” sat an e-mail from Elaine Benes [ * ]—a supervisor on the third floor—with “PLEASE CALL ME” written in the subject line.
For most, this message may have caused bouts of paranoia and a fair amount of indigestion. For me, however, I felt nothing but excitement.
Nearly two weeks ago I interviewed for a position in Benes’ unit. I was the top-ranking candidate for the position, and I killed the interview. They were smiling and writing down everything I had to say.
There was only one problem: I was interviewing for a full-time position, and I’m working part-time until I graduate in December.
A little nervous at this point, I decided to e-mail Benes back instead of calling. After what seemed like an eternity, she replied, stating she wanted to meet.
This was it; do or die time. It was out of my hands at this point. I was confident about my interview, but was it enough to persuade them to work around my schedule?
I walked into the conference room, sitting down in a chair near the round table, and awaited the “judgment.”
“We would like to offer you the position of…”
I didn’t have to hear the rest.
Finally, after years of dealing with customer complaints, taking long vacations and extended weekends, my hard work had been recognized. It was quite a feeling, and it wasn’t even noon yet.
Unfortunately, the rest of the day had nowhere to go but down. My promotion is official, but I won’t switch to the new unit for at least a week or two.
The daily grind continues.
Tomorrow…

I might have taken another step up the “corporate ladder,” but I’m still the same person. Jake Corbin doesn’t change that easy.
Tomorrow, same as workdays past, my alarm clock will ring (and scare the bejesus out of me) at 6:21 a.m. It will still be dark out, and I still won’t want to get up.
But knowing I’m going to have that extra cash flowing in, maybe I’ll stop thinking about calling in sick.
Nah! Who am I kidding?
[ * ] My new supervisor’s name has been changed, because I didn’t get permission to include it in this particular piece. I have to protect my new job!
5 comments:
For some reason, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person who sets his alarm for weird times like 6:21.
i was just going to comment about you and your weird alarm clock timing, but now cody does the same thing? figures.
good column, and you made it interesting and not full of too much "i" usage.
a few things that natalye the copy editor has to point out, and they all have to do with time.
in the first graf, "6:21 a.m. this morning" is redundant. get rid of the "this morning". also 12 p.m. is just noon. keep it simple corbin.
now that you're bringing in the cash, you can use it all to buy tickets to take amtrak to the luma! PSYCHE.
Congrats bro. Now quit that job and start a zine!!!
Nicely done piece, told in true short-story, narrative style
It could be the first few paragaphs of a novel: Sacramento City Blues, by Jake Corbin.
The column is very descriptive, offers good observations, though it could have offered a little more in the way of details: which light rail train? Where was the coffee grabbed (out of a machine?)?
But the biggest detail I missed was where this job is: California Dept. of Fish & Game or ?
The good-day punch line and title - getting the job - works well, too...
Inquiring minds are going to wonder if the writer will be able to keep up with school for the balance of the semester.
That might be fodder for a future column: Maybe titled 'Juggling with Chainsaws.'
your video is up on the rant blog. you are a star!
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